It is now law

GOD CREATED EARTH ON THE 1ST OF SALAD DAY AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE FOOD AND THERE IT WAS A SALAD, NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKED IT BECAUSE IT WAS PLAIN, BUT THOSE WHO SAW IT IN ITS SIMPLICITY AND  ATE IT. GOD SAID NOT TO EAT THE HAMBURGERS FROM THAT TREE BUT EVERYONE WAS HUNGRY AND TIRED OF SALAD  SO THEY HAD IT AND THEN GOD WAS ANGRY BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS STILL WORKING ON KETCHUP AND MUSTARD TO PUT ON THE HAMBURGERS.
DISSAPOINTMENT THROUGH HIS FOLLOWERS, GOD DECIDED THAT HE WOULD PUNISH THEM AND MAKE THEM LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND DIABETIC.
and the 3 chicken finger commandments go:
1.) you will eat
2.) you will enjoy
3.) you will have it your way